Ads Posted in the Local Paper
Posted in the Wanted Ads section:
Apartment Attached to House, Upper Class Neighborhood
One-bedroom suite with kitchenette, private bathroom, private entrance, driveway and laundry access. Quiet tenant preferred. Rate from $300 a month, negotiable. Month-to-month or six-month lease. XXX-XXX-XXXX to view.
Exorcism and Contacting the Beyond
Lost a loved one? Haunted in the literal sense? Call XXX-XXX-XXXX for private, discrete consulting. Medium available for aid in possession, expelling, grounds cleansing, exorcism, spirit summoning.
For anyone paying attention, though the two ads are in different sections of the Want Ads section, the numbers are the same, and the area code is non-local.
Apartment Attached to House, Upper Class Neighborhood
One-bedroom suite with kitchenette, private bathroom, private entrance, driveway and laundry access. Quiet tenant preferred. Rate from $300 a month, negotiable. Month-to-month or six-month lease. XXX-XXX-XXXX to view.
Exorcism and Contacting the Beyond
Lost a loved one? Haunted in the literal sense? Call XXX-XXX-XXXX for private, discrete consulting. Medium available for aid in possession, expelling, grounds cleansing, exorcism, spirit summoning.
For anyone paying attention, though the two ads are in different sections of the Want Ads section, the numbers are the same, and the area code is non-local.
